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Or, is it supposed to mean that Bea should keep me on a leash? O______o
Ftw. I wasn't able to draw anything. DX My real mother wanted some bonding and stuff, and I made heart-shaped cookies. XD
Oh, thats right. You've never tasted my cookies! 8B I even made snickerdoodles once! C:
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.: I'D WRITE A HAIKU
BUT I'D RATHER DO YOU, THROUGH
A WALL, JA BABY (; :.
Heart shaped cookies? I want one. Let's bake when I go there next time. Dammit, I miss youuu. D: My mum isn't home, she's in Canada. T_T But I called and texted, and made her this detail-whore-ish card that said "Happy Mother's day, I love you." XD I'm so sweet.
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"Money can't buy Happiness. But it can buy Marshmallows which is pretty much the same thing."
D: I miss you toooo!
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.: I'D WRITE A HAIKU
BUT I'D RATHER DO YOU, THROUGH
A WALL, JA BABY (; :.
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"Money can't buy Happiness. But it can buy Marshmallows which is pretty much the same thing."
NIFTY. That outfit actually does look like something I'd wear.
Lol @ Gozno, btw. I'd have you in a straightjacket too, if only it wasn't illegal. Child abuse, mah ass. D:< [And metal detectors for Mena, so she won't trace tattoos on her wrist, m'kay?]
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"Money can't buy Happiness. But it can buy Marshmallows which is pretty much the same thing."
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